Inescapable--Twilight Fanfiction Bash Site
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"People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad." Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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February 10, 2010
To make up for my fail!mod ways, here is a Rant regarding crossovers. Delivered less than a week after receiving it. I am so awesome.
February 1, 2010
Fail!mod is a fail!mod. But I am alive and I am back and this site is still kicking ass!
We have one new story in the Grotto, a new section in the Trollfics AND a new Worst Fanfic. And I honestly cannot speak about the Worst Fanfic without wanting to break something.
April 7, 2009
Two summaries up and one story! By the way, there is a challenge in the Hysterical Summaries section. Just look for the (currently) second summary from the top for the full story, but I'll post the challenge here too.
The First Inescapable Challenge for the Reader (yes, you reading this) is to answer...
*dramatic drumroll*
"What is a sheek?"
All my favorite answers will be posted on the site. Now go make me some definitions!
February 5, 2009
I'm on a roll (or at least the peeps who e-mail me are on one). Two brand new summaries for perusal. Oh the consequences of searching for something as innocent as "night"...
January 26, 2009
As a wonderful way to start off the new year, there is a new story in the Grotto and a new summary to enjoy.
Happy effin' New Year.
August 20, 2008
So I'm pissed off. My friend Geo was plagiarized. And the one who plagiarized was plagiarized in turn. Are there any more copies circulating the web? The world may never know.
July 19, 2008
The Ever-Expanding Grotto of Evil is up and functional. And as it is Ever-Expanding, there shall soon be enough badfics stored there to make your head implode.
There was a battle for the title of Worst Fanfiction. The reigning champion put up a good fight, but the challenger proved too horrifying. Knockout in the first round and Inescapable is ashamed to present the Winner for Worst Twilight Fanfiction.
I'm still seizing at random moments.
April 8, 2008
Took me long enough to update. But, you will be pleased to know that we have a new Songfic rant courtesy of the wonderful Lomesir. I adore her.
January 14, 2008
Oh my goodness, most of the site is up! YAY! The only part still missing is the Grotto of Evil, but that should be functional soon (it's a lot of evil to gather).
In terms of updates, there is a new rant courtesy of Lomesir because no self-righteous author will ever rewrite the story just because some idiot left a review telling him/her to do so. It just doesn't work that way.
November 20, 2007
Ah, November. Month of the day of the dead, the turkeys and the birth of a Twilight fanfiction bash site?
Apparently. That's what the subheader says. From the maker of that beautiful site The Host Index and those oh so excellent fanfics comes Inescapable --because bad fanfiction is, unfortunately, inescapable. As is Alcyone who comes back officially dubbed the Twilight Fanfiction Bitch by none other than the FicBitch herself.
Until Alcyone can get everything up and running, be patient. We'll soon have enough bad fanfiction to make you want to slit your writs and dip your hands in a vat of ammonia. But all is not bad! We will also have section for that rarest of gems, good fanfiction, and tips and links to what you can do write something good! (Because you either write a good one or Alcyone reserves the rights to make fun of your story on the site. FYI, she doesn't make fun of you. She makes fun of your works. There's a difference.)
So settle down and have a bottle of Prozac ready. Because, as much as Alcyone wishes it wasn't so, bad fanfiction is truly inescapable.
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