Inescapable--Twilight Fanfiction Bash Site

"People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad."                                                                       Ralph Waldo Emerson

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It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing by 2day-2morrow-4ever-2gether

I have yet to find another songfic quite like this one.

The title is longer than the story. In fact, the title and the author's username might just be double the size of the story.

There are eleven sentences (twelve if the "So" isn't incorrectly capitalized and there's just a period missing). The writing is mechanical beyond belief. The author starts off saying "this is my first fanfic so give me a break", which is just asking for someone to come along and throw a flaming torch at her.

Then, there's the simple fact that the story is just the song. I understand that one of the signs of a good story is their condensation, no details wasted, but give me a break.

At least it's not an Evanescence song. That would be the straw that broke the camel's back.

No, there are no quotes. It's impossible to rip quotes from something so short.